WARNING!! GRAPHIC PHOTO WITHIN THIS BLOG
I know. You were probably expecting far worse, so this should be a source of some relief. This was the surprise awaiting me when I came home from work today. This is a nice surprise. I praised and praised my cats for the gift - because it keeps the rodent population down and that means there will be fewer in my house and in my inhumane traps.
But, don't you wish more sites came with some sort of warning regarding the content?
Recently, I was seeking costume ideas. Having lost a significant amount of weight, I wanted to wear something tasteful as I took my children around for trick or treating. I mean - goodness - I haven't lost that much weight, but it does make me feel better about myself to want to be noticed a wee bit.
Since one child is going as an angel and the other a cheerleader, I thought I would have a costume as a Disney character. This is the type of stuff I found:
Unfortunately, my children were looking over my shoulder while I was doing the search and pointing out how they were pretty dresses and giving their input on which one I should get. I don't know about you, but I don't remember any of these Disney characters wearing dresses that short and revealing. I'm just a mom trying to find a costume to wear alongside my kids, but it appears like the majority of the women seeking costumes are college-aged women intending to party it up on Halloween. Well, that's the impression I'm getting from the type of costumes available in these search engines.
I explained to the girls that Mommy wasn't comfortable wearing so little clothes on a very cold Halloween night while trick-or-treating and moved on in my search for something less revealing. So, I looked for more generic ideas such as fortune teller, pirate, etc. and all of my size were taken. Guess the other moms got to them first. After hours of searching I finally found the perfect costume:
And just in time too. There are none left. This was way more the type of costume I was hoping for. Tasteful and non-threatening and long enough that I might not need a coat.
On a side note, there is a Zombie Walk in Kalamazoo, Michigan this weekend to try for the Guinness World Records. My sister plans on going and asked me to join her and her boyfriend. They are going as hippie zombies. This created a hunt for another costume - a scary one that won't be appreciated by my offspring. I am going as a corpse bride. I'll try to get photos and post them in a follow up after the weekend.
So, now for the readers to chime in. How many parents out there still dress up for Halloween?